Joie De Vivre


you only live once, so smile while you do it, and enjoy every last second

Dare to ask

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

Oh my gosh!

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Tagged: sadkoala

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dailyoddcompliment:

"Sunshine Rain"

dailyoddcompliment:

"Sunshine Rain"

Cranky sleep deprived rant

Okay. So I’ve had a CRAZY long couple of days. And while they’ve been good days, I’m exhausted, and I know I’ve got a couple more long ones ahead of me before I can unwind.

So, when I hear a child pitching an almighty screaming hissy fit in the parking lot of the shopping center I’m at for a solid 5 minutes…safe to say I’m not so tolerant.

I’ve decided that if my kid ever does that, I’ll seriously do one of two things: drag him outta the store empty handed and dole out appropriate punishment upon arrival home, or I might get in the car and “leave” the child right where they stand (ie: get in my car, drive around the block a couple of times then come back and pick the kid up on the condition that the screaming ceases. IMMEDIATELY and indefinitely). Coddling= spoiled, annoying children. Simple as that. And I am jot having that

To the mosquito(s) who bit my foot and created the red, swollen, painful situation in the second picture: I hope my blood slowly, painfully poisons you to death. And I hope it transmits a disease to your offspring which renders them infertile and slowly kills them too. And I TRULY hope that once you’re dead there’s a special, particularly awful (whatever mosquitoes consider to be awful), spot in hell with your names on it.

To the mosquito(s) who bit my foot and created the red, swollen, painful situation in the second picture: I hope my blood slowly, painfully poisons you to death. And I hope it transmits a disease to your offspring which renders them infertile and slowly kills them too. And I TRULY hope that once you’re dead there’s a special, particularly awful (whatever mosquitoes consider to be awful), spot in hell with your names on it.

Tagged: ouchallergic to mosquito bitesbug bitespainful

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sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

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imforeverjustyours:

Sushi Life

I’m gonna go curl up so where and die now….

Tagged: foodfoodpornsushiyummy

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